Originally published in 2015, this novel by Brontez Purnell became a fast cult-classic. Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger tells the story of an artist and "old school homosexual" that bears quite a resemblance to the author as he explores his city of San Francisco and how the city and its gay scene has shifted.  

Brontez Purnell has been publishing, performing, and curating in the Bay Area for over ten years. He is the author of the cult zine Fag School, frontman for his band The Younger Lovers, and founder and choreographer of the Brontez Purnell Dance Company. Formerly a dancer with Gravy Train!!!, a queer electro-indie band that gained national prominence in the mid-2000s, Purnell's other prominent artistic collaborations include his supporting role in the queer independent feature film, "I Want Your Love" (dir. Travis Mathews, 2012).

Paperback, 200 pages, 4.7 inches x 7.9 inches, Reprint, The Feminist Press, 2017. 

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